Thursday, July 14, 2005
♥ Just for laughs... No hard feelings...
I received this email just a few minutes ago. Am still in the office with tonnes of things to settle. Anyway, I did laugh when I read this joke. So, I thought since I don't think that I can update this blog with my own idea, I guess I'll share this joke with others here in my blog.
Here it goes -
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. "The only hope left
for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay
for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After
a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and
$200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the
room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but
some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity,
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male
brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the
entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually
been used, whilst the men's are usually unused at all."
Here it goes -
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. "The only hope left
for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay
for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After
a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and
$200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the
room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but
some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity,
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male
brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the
entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually
been used, whilst the men's are usually unused at all."
Am i really never good enough for you?
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